According to the recent survey, the most popular activity this year is not drinking beer, and definitely not playing iTunes on those gum packet-sized iPods by
Apple Computer Inc. Job hunting ranked number one as the most famous activity done by people today. No doubt it won, because as I can see it, more and more people are getting unemployed while more and more useless political leaders are getting rich by pocketing our taxes.
Resume is the most important weapon in finding the perfect job. Therefore, prepare your
comprehensive resume and work on it like you're writing under a death threat. A good resume must not only include who you are, where you live, and how many times you have sex in a week. You also need to put things about your previous employers and your basic responsibilities in your former job. Never write something that's not true because employers are professional liars, and they can decipher the truth easily. Employers like an honest employee, and remember that honesty is next to Godliness. So don't hesitate to tell them that you left your last job because you're underpaid and you're bastard boss is beating you like a dog that's why you stabbed him to death with a butcher's knife the last time he didn't pay your wage.
