Job interviewers are like those shitty homosexual judges in
beauty pageants. They judge you depending on how you wear your properly ironed suits, and with the way you answer their nonsense questions. If I'm not mistaken, which rarely happens, most interviewers in a job are gays. So if you're a guy and you have a job interview, better take a good bath because these pretentious, queer-eyed professionals will surely love to lick your junk.
I never went to a job interview, (like there's a need to), but I know how an applicant should prepare for his job interview. If you're a guy or an undersexed lesbian, this blog entry is for you. Never wear a shirt that you've worn in the basketball court. Interviewers need not to smell your stench to know that you should be dumped outside their building. Shave: your beard, your mustache, your pubic hair, and your chest hair. You'll look cleaner and more decent without the fur on your body. If you can manage to spray or dab an aftershave or cologne before entering the interview room, the better. Sometimes interviewers don't care even if you're a dumbass, as long as you smell good in bed. Lastly, bring your
personal digital assistant in case you get bored while the interviewers hump you.
