Going to an interview is not as easy as going to a bar with your worthless bunch of mean, alcoholic friends. An interview is as difficult as the televised audition in the
American Idol. I consider you lucky if ever you'll find an interviewer as nice as Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul
But what if you're interviewer is as rude, sarcastic, and unpredictable as Simon Cowell? Will you still have the balls or guts to face him? I know you won't, you coward cockroach! But don't worry, this entry will help you prepare for the big day with a not-so-nice person imitating Simon!
First off, you must be as handsome and as pretty as you were on your first date. Your appearance matters a lot because some employers base their criteria on how you look and how you carry your clothes. Present yourself well and keep an eye contact with the job interviewer. You can blink if you need to, but don't blink too much or else they'll think you have an
infectious eye herpes. Answer his questions as honestly and as brief as possible. Remember, long answers are often nonsense answers. Make sure that you're not too impressive and not too lousy, or else you'll be as horrible as Mary Roach and William Hung.
